don't hug me i'm scared

you don't need sympathy they got a pill for everything

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malefactum:

when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit

(via clannyphantom)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via pizza)